The Hackers Handbook - Get your get out of jail free response here!

[HadeesDrudge]

Every hacker ever has the same excuses and they all appear to be from the same handbook!

The Hackers Handbook.
If you ever get caught hacking please refer to the below statements.

I was just testing out the hacks.
I was just using the hacks to catch other hacks.
You need to be more concerned about the other hacks in your clan rather than my hacks.
I've been playing for 20 years I don't need to hack.
Why would I use hacks on a 20 year old game?
I was only hacking single player.
I just wanted to see if I could bypass the anti cheat.
It was my cousins sisters uncles father. He came round when I were out and installed the hacks and played under my name.
No you are!

Any more worth adding?

[High on Death]

I'm just making up for my bad ping.

[Tro]

I only tested the hax on a VM
I never used them on YOUR server
Do you think I hax? lol...
Maybe if others didn't cheat I wouldn't need to hax
I only used them some times, when I was playing against someone else who haxed
I only tested them on this ant-cheat, I didn't test them on the other ones
I just wanted to be sure the anticheat was working


Tro

[AriFeannor]

I wanted to see under your clothes.

[MsDimeanor]

LOL

[JawnDough]

I'm a twelve year old girl and it makes me feel grown up when I get a high score so I have to use hacks.

[HadeesDrudge]

I'm a twelve year old girl and it makes me feel grown up when I get a high score so I have to use hacks.

ftw! ahaha

[Tro]

Cant believe this threat didnt go viral... or atleast spark a few more responses!